I just recently got accepted for a position with a hospital....?

The only problem is I need to pass a tox screen (drug test). I need to know if anyone knows what I can drink to pass the screen.I just recently got accepted for a position with a hospital....?
Contrary to what many believe there is nothing you can take that will alter the results of the drug screen. Nothing.
And as a hospital employee, if you need to take something to pass this test, I wouldn't want you working in a hospital. Clean up your act before you cause others harm, especially patients who come to us with trust.
Blood test or urine test?
What have you taken, when was the last time?
water?
Hmmm.....well here is a secret for you. My brother had to pass a drug test to work with the union in LA, and he smoked weed every single day of his life. He had 4 days til he had to take it. He drank vinigar, yeah, gross, but he passed the test. Hima nd his room mate both passed, then they went out and smoked a bong in the car.