I use peter pan peanut butter on my hair, will I get salmonella?

I use peter pan peanut butter on my hair, will I get salmonella?
Do you use a jelly rinse?
No, but you might have to shave bald like Britney
IF YOUR USING THE CRUNCHY ONE, YES!
No, but you may draw flies!
nope
NO. You must eat it.