I was hit by a car, walked through fire and fell off a bridge, I'm not hurt; why?

I was hit by a car, walked through fire and fell off a bridge, I'm not hurt; why?
You are Claire Bennet from Heroes and you can heal yourself? How's your grandmother?
it was a toy car, small fire, and a little bridge
You're BRUCE ALMIGHTY!
your lucky?
You must be Jesus. Or Bruce Willis.
It was just a nightmare!!
You were dreaming.
Because of:
A. Your dreaming
B. Your high and having hallucinations
OR
C. Your drunk and having hallucinations
Just pure luck.
You probably were really lucky, and maybe you are GOD?
Because you are the cheerleader on Heroes.
it was a dream or your imagination or your hallucinating or you were drunk or your lying or what is this a trick question
Cause your Super Woman!! Dat-da-da-daa
I told you eatig that liverworst and onion sandwich before bedtime was a bad ideal
You just THINK you are not hurt. In fact you have internal damages including an edema slowly forming in your skull and several internal hemorrhages, soon you'll begin to swell, roll on the floor and drool bloody saliva.
You are doomed.
you must be "special"

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